Monday, November 13, 2006

I'll call if I want to

I tryed several time to get a hold of Kriss.

Before hearing "Excuse me?" Kriss stated before standing before the holoprojector.

"You heard me. Stop calling me, Darth, woman! My name is Vader!" I told her as I waited her to do so.

I sent her 70 messages asking her to meet with me. But knowing her, she mistook most of them for threats or worse. Now I'm not that bad of guy, well I am but not to the women in my life. Yes there have been more then one and no I won't go into detail about them.

"Aren't you a 'Darth'?" she asked glumly.

I crossed mys arms and as I glared at her. "All Sith Lords are 'Darth' something or another, Jedi. My name is Vader. V.a.d.e.r." I told her.

She rolled her eyes, before saying "And who came up with that name?"

I shifted my weight before saying "Palp- Sidious did."

I almost told her something she could have taken to the council. Not that it matters, in a few months all that the Jedi know and hold dear will be gone.

"It's interesting. What does it mean?" she asked.

After thinking about it I replyed "Invader or something."

I heard her take a deep breath before say "Okay, VADER, let's get this over with. Clear the air. What's up the holos? The remarks, the roses, following me around, and the- " then she stopped, looked for something then when on to say. "The Imperial brownies? By the way, those were very good, thank you. Oh, and is that you I keep seeing flying around here?"

I stood there with my arms crossed listening to her before say "What order do you want those answered in?"

I stood there waiting for her reply. Then noticed that she was reaching for the console before she hotly stated "Hanging up now-"

"Don't you dare! I'll pop-" I told her as she cut me off saying "If you say it, I swear, I'm going to forget I'm Jedi, fly myself through a time worm hole, board your ship and beat your helmet in!"

"Your head off," I stated calmly waiting for her to say that she was coming.

When she didn't say anything, I quickly stated "Meet me and I'll answer you."

"Meet you? Are you mad? I've seen enough of you for a lifetime! You are a serious pain in my Republic backside!" She flatly stated.

I tried to laugh before saying "Not very Jedi of you."

"Like you would know," she fired back.

"Oh, I know." I told her "More than you know."

"I hate it when you say that! 'More than you know',” she mocking stated "Just tell me all ready!" she begged.

"Meet me and maybe I'll tell you." I told her again.

"If I meet you will you say whatever you have to say and leave me alone after that?" she asked.

"No." I answered back.

"Do you have to be maddening?” she asked as I lightly laughed.

"Fine! I'll meet you. One time, that's it. Somewhere private, I don't need anyone seeing me with you. I get enough grief about the date and that party you crashed," she quickly said.

"Just let me pick the place and the time." she stated.

"Fine." I answered her back.


TBC